wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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littleshezza:

Benedict CumberbatchC: Covers

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16ruedelaverrerie:

The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.

Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS

This kinda reminds me of my own relationship for some reason. The fact I’m reblogging this from my boyfriend reinforces that thought as well.

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thebrainscoop:

TIL: When you get invited to go to lunch at the Google offices, prepare to break a padlock in half with a set of bolt cutters. (at Google)

thebrainscoop:

TIL: When you get invited to go to lunch at the Google offices, prepare to break a padlock in half with a set of bolt cutters. (at Google)

the-riversong:

I’ll be with him, like I should be. Me and Rory, together.

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jessepinmkan:

Get to know me meme - 2/5 favorite female characters

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Is it your hair?

Oh, shut up, it’s the glasses.

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insertcoolpunhere:

silenhabeauregard:

umm guys

umm guys
HAVE YOU READ THIS BOOK

THIS

FUCKING

BOOK

READ THEM

insertcoolpunhere:

silenhabeauregard:

umm guys

umm guys

HAVE YOU READ THIS BOOK

THIS

FUCKING

BOOK

READ THEM

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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justsherlockthings:

Jim Moriarty: Domestic Goddess.

justsherlockthings:

Jim Moriarty: Domestic Goddess.